The Terrible Tales of Tinder

straight into the BINder

because you go to protect the crown jewels when grilling

because you go to protect the crown jewels when grilling

because pants aren’t necessary to keeping warm

because pants aren’t necessary to keeping warm

because the bitches love patriotism right

because the bitches love patriotism right

because all them bitches be clucky right

because all them bitches be clucky right

are you planning on using your junk as bait or something

are you planning on using your junk as bait or something

because bros need dem hoes for a fun night right

because bros need dem hoes for a fun night right